DON’T WEAR IT UNLESS YOU CAN DESCRIBE IT DEPARTMENT
For those of us who love fashion but are unsure what to buy this spring, fashion web site Net-a-porter offers their list of must-have style item.
Since their descriptions are a little hard to understand, SMB offers this list as a simultaneous translation from the fashionese.
Chloe: Black leather bracelet bag
SMB: Little black purse holds cellphone, cash
Alberta Ferretti: Tinkerbell beaded top
SMB: Display your tatas under this whispy little nothing
Joie: So Real cargo jeans
SMB: Williamsburgh hipster army-surplus style denims
Leflesh: Black gilet with ruffled cap sleeves
SMB: Beat me with your rhythm stick vest
Jamin Puech: The Japanese inspired print obi belt set
SMB: Duran Dura 80’s-style wide belt, to be worn naked
Marahishi: The plum geodragon snopants
SMB: Snowpants for ravers
Albert Ferretti: The black beaded wide leg pants
SMB: Just like Cher’s Bob Mackie pair