Today’s News: April Fool
Madonna pulls her new video out of respect for troops fighting in Iraq; album drops April 22nd.
Geraldo says he’s further inside Iraq than before, and no one is kicking him out, so there.
eBay is no longer letting AOL sell ads on the eBay web site; WSJ speculates this is a sign of a fraying relationship between the two companies.
More likely: now that eBay has an ad sales and partnership team in place, they don’t need AOL as a middleman with advertising clients.

Hugh Grant tells Vanity Fair he wants marriage and kids. With Divine Brown?