Circle-Jerking freaks beat the meat in San Francisco

You know that California lunatic fringe? Someone let the dogs out again when one thousand people gathered in San Fran for the second annual Masturb-a-thon, a fund-raiser for fund-raiser for the local Center for Sex and Culture. Folks, just cause you can, doesn’t mean you should. Nobody wants to see your nasty ol’ chickens.
Yick.