Popbitch made me do it

Old Jokes’ Home:
A man walks into a dentist’s surgery and says,
“Excuse me, can you help me. I think I’m a moth.”
Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist.
You need a psychiatrist.”
Man: “Yes, I know.”
Dentist: “So why did you come in here?”
Man: “The light was on…”
and
“Grandmother used to take my mother to the circus
to see the fat lady and tattooed man – now
they’re everywhere.” – Joan Collins
Those naughty English! I click on POPBITCH’S emails every time…

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  1. rob says:

    This may be funnier:
    A man walks into a dentist’s surgery and stands there.
    The Dentist says “Excuse me, can I help you?”
    Man says “I think I’m a moth.”
    Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.”
    Man: “Yes, I know.”
    Dentist: “So why did you come in here?”
    Man: “The light was on…”
    Instead of the Moth guy saying can you help me, he just wanders into the office and the dentist says can I help you – changes the balance of it.

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