You know you’re getting older when

1) You must take off your glasses to read the street names on the maps.
2) You want to believe him when the amorous tipsy man leans over and says, “You have a teenager? AMAZING! I thought you were not more than 35!”
3) There are three sharp little hairs growing out of a corner of your chin that come back prickly no matter how often you pluck them.
Of course, aging is all relative.
Someone I know quite well recently confessed that s/he likes to log onto Match.com and check out how they other 45-50 year olds look. “We look pretty good compared to most of them,” he said delightedly.
Course, that’s not saying much.