Dept. of get me more trashy stories like that: Paris Hilton and Ashton Kutcher?

Peoplenews item this morning that no-underwear heiress Paris Hilton was “having fun” with Ashton Kutcher in the corner of a Paris nightclub, while 15 years older girlfriend Demi Moore was home in LA with the kids.
Asked about her relationship with Kutcher, the trailer-trash heiress said, ‘Didn’t you know that I broke up with Barney, and now I’m dating Bart Simpson?'”
No question but that reality TV has moved off the screen and into what some people think is the real world.