Oh, those crazy kids–BenLo, Cameron, Britney, Demi drive mag sales to new highs

If we hadn’t invented celebrities, would God have had to do it?
Or, to put it another way, is anyone in the country not secretly–or not so secretly–following the ups and downs of Ben Lo, Cameron & Justin, that pop tart Britney, her big sister Madonna and that cradle-snatched Demi with her hunka hunka Ashton?
Admit it is so, bro–or find me another reason why US Magazine hit newsstand sales highs of 800,000 copies this week, The Star sold 1.1 MM, People Mag (supposedly) did about 800,000 and InTouch, the Globe and the Enquirer did who knows what…
Celebrities, gotta love’em, after all something’s gotta fill the void when you’re too old to play with Barbies…