Dept of things that truly suck

I have poison ivy. On my neck, my chin, and my face. And it itches like hell.
I think I must have gotten this from walking the dig in the woods, the dog setting the oils on his coat, my touching the dog and then my neck.
It was one blotch on Tuesday, came into full flower as five or six blotches today.
Ugh, ugh and son of ugh.
Anyone who doesn’t like me–consider this your payback and revel in my misery. Ugh.