Brieflyweds: Jason hits the media circuit

“We married and then all hell broke loose,” Britney’s instant ex, Jason Alexander, has been telling the media, who in turn have been digging up dirt on him, including previous arrests, old girlfriends, and his desire to REALLY marry Britney, even after only a couple of weeks(?) of dating.
Seems like these two punk’d each other and now get to have their own reality TV show of sorts.
The sad thing is, if Britney wasn’t rich and famous, it sounds like they might have given this impulsive marriage a shot.