The Simple Life: Britney’s Groom

Maybe Fox could send Paris Hilton to hang out with Britney’s soon to be ex hubby in Kentwood, LA? Here’s a HS pix of the dude; he’s prepped-out in corn-fed blue matching pants and shirt (okay, it was high school)…looks waaayyy more boring than Britney’s other boyz, but maybe he’s pierced his tongue or something since this photo was taken.