You know you’re in New York when…

The person going before you through the cafe door lets it slam in your face and doesn’t even notice.
The woman in your friend’s nice loft building seems afraid to ride the elevator upstairs with you and your luggage.
Everyone says that Judy Steinberg, Howard Dean’s wife, seems exactly like someone from the Upper West Side.
In fact, some add, they’re both from New York originally.
Your birthday cake is from Grunenbaum’s Bakery, not Whole Foods.
It doesn’t matter that it’s 20 degrees because you’re spending all your time inside, anyway.