Newly bedded bliss

Okay, this veers into the department of things you probably don’t want to know, but at 7 am this morning, we got a new bed.
Our old bed is soooo old it predated memory foam, built-in mattress pads, and all sorts of other features we were quickly schooled in at the bed store.
And did I mention we had to saw the old bedframe in half during one of our moves so it could go up the stairs?
That did the boxsprings no good.
So, right now, the dog is the only one checking out the new expanse of softly modulated goodness, but that will change by tonight.