Dept of Once You’ve Had Matzoh…Madonna to observe Shabbat

The always reliable Page Six has an item today that Kabbalah discipline Madonna has decided to no longer perform on Friday nights so she can observe Shabbat.
Even given that fact that many Jews consider Rabbi Phillip Berg’s Kabbalah to be a form of fake, cult Judaism, this is hysterical.
(I’m imagining Madge at home in LA in one of those floral print dresses she wore to her book signings, pulling the roast chicken out of the oven and running to light the candles as Demi, Ashton, and all those cute Willis girls look on and Britney–accompanied by on-again, off-again &*%^ buddy Colin Farrell–drops in for sponge cake and dessert.)