My Romance: Cousin Billy does it again

My cousin Bill has been blogging and has a delicious story about a 6,000 mile trip to meet a woman happening over at Living the Romantic Comedy.
A snippet:
“…But I realize now that in addition to my bag, I”ve brought a companion, who sniffs at the air like an eager dog, gazes rapturously at the bright sunlight beckoning from beyond the terminal doors. Like it or not, it’s really the two of us that have come to Amsterdam: there’s me, and My Romance. I”m a little buzzed but yawning, while My Romance is on pins and needles, primed for surprise and passion. I”m merely hoping Michelle shows up, after all. But My Romance is praying she’s not too tall for me, that she might fit, you know, just right…”
More, Billy, more!