Why I love Popbitch, April 3rd installment:
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No 34: the positioner
Mariah Carey has a "Positioner" on her staff.
He accompanies her everywhere, and his only job
is to get her into the right position every
time she's on camera.

(FYI: her correct “position” while doing interviews
is: leg nearest camera out straight, other leg bent,
one arm over chair/sofa, chest out, pointed at camera.
Watch next time and check)