From my friend Syndy, the core tenets of Jewish Buddhism (known as JewBu to some):
Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl.
Unless, of course, you have the closet space.
Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the
wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with
posture like that.
There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you
never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind
that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second,
satisfaction. With the third, Danish.
To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand
flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has
ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what
do you have? Bupkes.

From my friend Syndy, the core tenets of Jewish Buddhism (known as JewBu to some):
Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and an alms bowl.
Unless, of course, you have the closet space.
Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the
wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with
posture like that.
There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you
never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind
that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second,
satisfaction. With the third, Danish.
To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand
flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has
ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what
do you have? Bupkes.