Newark to New York: We’re smarter!

This may be only time anyone ever gets to write a headline like the one above. What’s the dish? A university professor’s survey reveals that Newark, NJ, New York’s gritty neighbor, has the highest rate on newspaper subscribers to populace in the country, easily beating out New York, ranked # a lowly 47th.
As a New Yorker who lives 5 miles from Newark, in the arty NJ burbs, my next question wold be–do these yahoos read The NY Times or the Newark Star Ledger? Or is it the Wall Street Journal that drives the stats up (we KNOW it’s those long train and bus rides into the city, whatever pages they’re flipping…)
Thanks, Gawker, for another priceless item.