Is this what studying Kabbalah leads to?

At the MTV music awards, a ploy for attention

When Britney said, “I haven’t had a boy in a while, I’m hungry for a kiss,” no one expected her to buss Madonna.
What the Australians said:
The defrocked ex-queen of sugary pop Britney Spears has shocked telly viewers with a full-on tongue sarnie sesh with Madonna and her nudist nemesis Christina Aguilera at the MTV Music Awards.
In a headline-grabbing, stage-managed stunt of cod-lesbionics, Britters, Aguilera and mentor Madge played up a spot of tonsil-hockey for the crowd, prior to warbling the ever-dreadful Like A Virgin and recent effort, Hollywood
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