Noted: Meaningless gossip

What do schlongs and salami’s have in common? Al Goldstein, former porno king, who’s just taken a host’s job at the 2nd Ave Deli, according to Curbed.
Madonna has two commandments for the press covering her Israel trip: Wear white–and use no writing implements in the presence of the holy of holies!
Britney’s belly: It’s not that fried chicken and mac and cheese–the girl’s incubatin’, says The Sun.
WOW: David Meanix is the artist really behind Claire’s art on Six Feet Under.