IKEA Help Center Chat Bot, as in fun with the–

Lindsayism taunts the IKEA helpbot:
Me: I wanna touch your boobies.
Anna:
I cannot as I am a computer program and I do not have a corporeal dimension. Please submit a question which is specifically about IKEA.
Me:
I wanna touch your boobies on an IKEA couch.
Anna:
How is IKEA different from other furnishing stores? We offer a wide range, good design and function, and also low prices. That’s our business idea.
Me:
That wasn’t what I asked.