Lindsayism calls out the cheesy stuff bloggers do–highlights from the hundreds:

• Photos of you having fun with famous people last night.
• Blogging drunk.
• Blogging drunk about how you shouldn’t/never blog drunk.
• Confronting someone at a party because they don’t link to you.
• Introducing people at a party by their blog name.
• Having, going to, or blogging about any sort of “blogger get-together”, “blogger party” or “blogger bash.”
• Selling t-shirts/mugs/stuffed animals with the name of your blog on them.

I’m going to have to make sure to do all the ones I haven’t yet.
Update: Here is the geek programmers list (Via Ultranormal)