So I didn’t sleep well last night and when I woke and saw myself in the mirror, I had a start–I was sporting a bright red/purple and well-developed black eye–one which I have no idea how I acquired.
There are dozens of jokes I want to make about hitting myself in my sleep, bumping into my dog’s paw, having midnight moments I can’t recall, but truth is, I have absolutely no idea what happened.
It was a bit of a trip to walk into a staff meeting and say “Yes, I know I have a black eye, but no, I have no idea how I got it.”
Searched the web and aside from learning that if I had a headache my brain might be leaking, I still have no clue. Any useful ideas?
So I didn’t sleep well last night and when I woke and saw myself in the mirror, I had a start–I was sporting a bright red/purple and well-developed black eye–one which I have no idea how I acquired.
There are dozens of jokes I want to make about hitting myself in my sleep, bumping into my dog’s paw, having midnight moments I can’t recall, but truth is, I have absolutely no idea what happened.
It was a bit of a trip to walk into a staff meeting and say “Yes, I know I have a black eye, but no, I have no idea how I got it.”
Searched the web and aside from learning that if I had a headache my brain might be leaking, I still have no clue. Any useful ideas?