Scott Heiferman: Working at Google vs Working at Meetup

“At Meetup, you eat at one of NYC’s 18,696 restaurants. They’re not free, but some are cheap. It’s the best cafeteria in the world.
At Google, you eat exquisite free Google Food with other Googlers at the Googleplex, prepared by Chef Googlers. It’s the best company food around.
At Google, after you consume all the Google Food you can eat, you will enjoy Rear Cleansing, Front Cleansing, Dryer, and Oscillating options.You will not be forced to interact with those without ample access to Rear Cleansing, Front Cleansing, Dryer, and Oscillating options.
At Meetup, there are no options when flushing the toilet.You will be forced to interact with the un-cleansed and un-oscillated.”
Meetup founder Scott Heiferman, via Anil Dash
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